McLovin's PKing story

So.. uhh... I was pking once, and uhh... I was using a dds... yea... uhh... then I used my special attack on this guy and uhh... he like... died because I hit a 2 and a 6.

It was like... awesome. I could totally see heavens door opening because like.. uhh.. I was so cool.

But it... wasnt cool because.. uhh.. I got a junk loot.. yea... not cool...

Yea, so I walked off with my... junk loot... and then this guy... came up to me... with an ags... and he... uhh... this is embarrassing...... well... anyway... he speced me... and he hit a 14... and i died... and lost my dds...

You know who... that guy was? uhh.. yea.. he was... blake. What a meanie head right!

So like.. i spent the rest of my money... and then walked back out to the.. uhh... wild... and then I used my dds spec on him, and i killed him, but then.. i was like w..t..f.. because like... uhh.. i didn't get a loot at all, and he came back like... laughing because owners dont lose anything... and then i ran off.. and cried because like.. i was so mad.

hahaha this is cute

I tried to sound like a total noob

I didn't have much trouble because being a noob is in my blood.

hahaha being a noob ftw (:

amazing :p

I know right

Oh my god... yea... this sounds like me yea, i like won a iron scimitar yeah... then i was like w00t.. and some guy with mithril came up to me and was like... i want the scim so i was like no and he was like yeah... and he did a 0 and a 1 and uhh... killed me uhh...

pfft, my story owns urs tyrant,